- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

your mom

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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