- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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