- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Cancer.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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