whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

White NBA players.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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