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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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