Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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