- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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