Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Charlie Sheen

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Women's Rights..

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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