what's white and sticky semen

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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