Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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