- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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