What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Abortion.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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