- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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