Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

I named my son ps2 controller

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

just in time?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

sharks

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Anti Joke

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