- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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