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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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