- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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