What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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