John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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