- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Dude man, I'm high...

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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