- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

A child walks into a classroom.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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