What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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your face is kinda funny

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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whats a joke

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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