- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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