- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

The truth is he loves her!!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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