What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Your social life.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Rush Limbaugh

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mental kid

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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