What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Your social life.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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