- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What's the difference between a lamp?

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

YOU

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Lewis

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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