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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What is the name of the car? What

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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