- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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