- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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