Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Neil is a reterd.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

seek beauty

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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