Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

ask me if im a door yes

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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