Uh... What was emulating again?

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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