- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Lets go Yankees

oh hey.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

your mama so old, shes dead.

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