- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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