What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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