Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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they're dead. idiot.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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