- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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