Psychics.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Women's rights.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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