- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Blacks

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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