- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

nice tits.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

sure!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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