A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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A man walks into a bar

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Equal rights!

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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