Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Women's rights.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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