- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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