-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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