whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

a person who will soon die of beeties

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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