your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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