- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Firgen and the blung brigade

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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