How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Beka has AIDS

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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