Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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