- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

ecks! why zee?

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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