- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

mikey is cute

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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