- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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