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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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