A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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An Aisian failed a test

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Where's my tractor?

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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