Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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PENIS

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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