- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Feminism.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Irish sobriety

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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