There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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mikey is cute

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What black and has children A black man

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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