- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

To mama so old, she might die soon.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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