- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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