- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Tommy got neutered.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

matt is fat

the power to turn magnetism into light

What's 9+10? 19.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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