- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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