- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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