- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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