A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Three black men were walking...

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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I have aids

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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