- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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