Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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