- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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