Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Compton

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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