- Anti Joke

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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