- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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