- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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