- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Where's the soap?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Woman rights.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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