Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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