- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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