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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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