how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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save me from the nothing ive become

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Get it? More.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Tommy got neutered.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Anti Joke

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