- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

womans having rights.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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