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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

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