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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Racial equality.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!