whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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