Rebecca Black.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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