- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Cheese

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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