- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

i had sex.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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