what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

New mission: refuse this mission

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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