A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Well, there's one way...

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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