- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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