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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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