Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A man did not like this site

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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