Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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You know whats funny Aids

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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