- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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