- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

did you stub your toe?

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What would u like to drink?

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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