Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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where is the world?

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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