- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Anyone can post anything.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Nickleback.

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