An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Emily Walker.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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non poop

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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boys

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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