- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

don't just stand there

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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