jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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8=> >->-o

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Antijokes...

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Julian Ha.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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