- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Massie is a fatass

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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