- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

knock knock There's no door

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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