What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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