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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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