- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Today is March 22.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Rylan Clark

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

I hate long jokes -_-

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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