- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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