- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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