Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Poop

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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