ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Matt is a Duster!

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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