What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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#IHateHashtags

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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