a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Patriarchy.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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