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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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