- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Haha, I get it..

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How old are you? 7

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