- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

joke under this line wins _________________________

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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