- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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