Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

I killed someone on minecraft.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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