- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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