Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Sex education in Texas.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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