So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A man penetrates another man.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Joke

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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