- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

69

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

dry handjob

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Your mom.

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