roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Loperson

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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did you stub your toe?

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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