In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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