How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

did you stub your toe?

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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